“Went to a movie premiere last night. Red Carpet. Flash bulbs. Party afterwards. Two parties afterwards… The young guy had 3 rather nice looking ladies with him and he kept telling me how they liked to suck cock. The ladies just smiled and said, “oh yes!” And the whole conversation went on like that… But after a while I just got weary of it. But the young guy just kept pressing me, talking about how the girls liked to suck cock. His face kept getting closer and he kept on and on. Finally, I reached out and grabbed him by his shirt front, hard, and held him like that and said, “Listen, it wouldn’t look good if a 71-year-old guy beat the shit out of you in front of all these people, would it?” – The Captain is out for Lunch and The Sailors have taken over The Ship, Charles Bukowski.